Knowing a good joke is a great weapon you can wield in any situation. These 7 beard jokes will help you and your friends enjoy a bunch of really good laughs.
1. Beards are magical. You never see an ugly man with a beard, but you always see an ugly man without a beard.
2. Beards tell you a lot about a man. Full beard: might live in the mountains. Rugged. No beard: might play for the New York Yankees.
3. Facial hair that is only located under the lower lip is called a soul patch. Facial hair that only grows in spots on the neck is known as pitiful.
4. The only type of person that can’t pull off facial hair no matter what style it’s in is a woman.
5. Beards grow faster when a man hasn’t had sex in a while. So, if you see a man with a very long beard don’t give him a razor, get him a girlfriend.
6. A study showed that people perceive bearded men as 51% less cheerful than clean shaven men, but anyone able to grow a full beard knows just how happy of a feat that can be.
7. Abraham Lincoln grew his famous beard after a little girl wrote him a letter and said he’d look better with one. That same girl, however, had no advice about going to the theater.